The Absurd Miracle in the Coffin An prank that wouldn't happen once in ten thousand years. In this deep tomb bound by raw iron and ancient curses, you awaken inside a cold wooden sarcophagus. No name, no flesh, no past—yet within this frozen skeleton, a fragment of your living consciousness has miraculously returned. You are the only waking soul in this dead world. Only You Are Sorrowful All around you, the catacomb crawls with wandering skeletons, restless spirits, and nameless monstrosities. Orchestrated by an ancient curse, their faceless forms burst into endless, mechanical grins, keeping time to a cold, rigid beat. They smile because they have devolved into soulless, clockwork nodes. Only you are sorrowful. This sorrow is the lone proof that you once lived as a human, yet it remains your heaviest curse within this absurd labyrinth. Awaken the Doll on Your Shoulder You do not face this endless, grinning mockery alone. On this journey of deprivation, these silent, tilting dolls are your final hole card. Consume the remnants of your will, unbind their constraints, and summon stitched thralls to aid you in battle.
