Welcome to C4 Clicker: First Mint , a clicker game where fake coins are serious business (not really). This isn’t your average idle game. It’s a crypto parody packed with ridiculous token farming, market chaos, and just enough trading knowledge to confuse your inner bag-holder. 💸 FEATURES: • Click to mint worthless coins faster than a scam DAO • Unlock Steam Inventory Items as in-game drops • Earn all Steam Achievements in one wild ride • Use the in-game console to explore real-world trading concepts → Indicators, charting, trend analysis, FOMO, mini games — all gamified • Parody crypto culture, rug pulls, and late-night trading YouTubers 🎮 No blockchain. No NFTs. Just satire, Steam items, and fake financial clout. You won't get rich. But you will click. ⏳ Drops occur every 60 minutes. Current Rarity Distribution Normal — 60.8% Common — 21.7% Uncommon-ish — 13.0% Uncommon — 4.2% Rare — 0.17% Very Rare — 0.087% Each drop produces a real Steam inventory item that can be traded or sold on the Community Market. No real-world cryptocurrency. Just parody tokens, market chaos, and the thrill of the mint.
