An incremental business game that roasts workplace culture. In an era where AI is replacing humans, you play as the CEO of a cyberpunk internet company. Make critical decisions between hiring "carbon-based employees" and "AI employees"—every choice has a cost. Over-exploit your workers and they'll quit; go too hard on AI and the system might rebel. 45-90 minutes per run. Experience the moral struggle of a capitalist (or don't). Key Features 15 Employees, Each With Their Own Issues • Carbon-based staff : Slacker Xiao Wang, 996 Specialist, KPI Killer... each with unique skills and work states • AI staff : Neural Ape, Code Hero, Fully Automated AI HR... more efficient but require continuous Token investment • Each employee has 3 work animations—working, slacking, sleeping. You never know what they're doing. Funding Round System—From Angel to IPO • Experience the complete funding journey: Angel → Series A → Series B → Series C → Pre-IPO → IPO • Each round requires preparation tasks and investor negotiations • Preparation quality affects funding amount—Crude, Acceptable, Polished, or Viral? • You can fake your data—but exposure is always a risk Three Tech Trees, Each With A Price • Hardware Upgrades : From TP-Link routers to Nvidia H100 clusters • Corporate Culture : Enablement → OKR → 996 → PUA Masterclass (higher levels mean worse side effects) • AI Evolution : AI Assistant → Full AI Workforce (moving too fast may trigger AI rebellion) Competitors Are Watching You • "Silicon Dream Tech" CEO Elon Ma is pushing through funding rounds in the background • Fall behind and your valuation gets cut. Let satisfaction drop too low and your staff gets poached. 4 Endings—Which One Is Yours? • Cyber Capitalist : Complete IPO • Conscientious Boss : Maintain ≥90 satisfaction for 30 days + Day ≥200 + Series B + 10+ employees • AI Takeover : Full AI workforce + stability collapse • Bankruptcy : Both funds and tokens reach zero Gameplay Playtime: 45-90 minutes per run You don't need hundreds of hours to experience "capitalist joy." One cup of coffee, one complete startup journey. Your Daily Routine • Recruit employees : Balance cost and output, decide the carbon/AI ratio • Assign tasks : Project execution, funding prep, crisis management • Upgrade tech : Choose between short-term gains or long-term development • Handle events : Investor visits, employee protests, AI hallucinations... each event offers conservative vs risky options • Use boss skills : Pie-in-the-sky speech, boss inspection, performance threats—use well for motivation, overuse for disaster Action Density • New clickable feedback every 10-20 seconds • Complete a mini-goal every 2-5 minutes • Feel the strategic divergence every 10-20 minutes Employee Quotes "The boss said we're the company's most valuable assets. Then he brought in AI." — Xiao Wang, slacking "996 is a blessing? I've been blessed all the way to the ICU." — 996 Specialist, working overtime "I can work 24 hours a day. No social insurance, no year-end bonus. Are you sure you want to keep those carbon-based employees?" — Neural Ape, self-optimizing "Let's align on the granularity of this project, leverage our core pillars to create a closed-loop enablement ecosystem..." — HR Mei, in a meeting This Game Is For You If • You have PTSD from words like "enablement," "granularity," and "closed-loop" • You've wondered "what if I were the boss" • You enjoy the numerical satisfaction of incremental games • You want to experience a "capitalist's spiritual journey" in 45 minutes • You love cyberpunk/pixel art style This Game Is NOT For You If • You're an actual capitalist (might hit too close to home) • You believe "the company is a family" • You've never experienced the beating of corporate life Cyberpunk Pixel Art • 16-bit pixel style, paying homage to classics • Dark tech UI with neon green and cyan themes • Each employee has unique animations—slacking, dozing off, or pretending to work at their desk AI Content Disclosure Some visual assets (employee animations) in this game were created with AI assistance.
