DateBoy

Huh? DateBoy involves playing on a Ga retro handheld video game console while you're on a DATE! Hence, DateBoy. DATE. BOY. Get it? DateBoy. FEATURES! GIVE ME FEATURES! AHHHHH Well how bout you try the flippin game and see for yourself? It only lasts like 15-30 minutes ! I can't! I am but a mere Steam description Heading-2 text, cruelly contained within the dark realm of the description box!!! Let me break it down then, you poor thing. DateBoy involves: a boy on a date playing his Gam retro handheld video game console . You are that boy . Not really , but in the game you play as the boy on that date and you speak to your date. Or you don't really speak to her, but you select dialogue options while also playing a Game generic portable handheld video game console originally developed in the late 80s and lots of hi-la-ri-ous things happen. And there's a funny waiter. You'll see. And that's... DateBoy Sounds dumb. You're dumb.