Finnish middleschool simulator is a single-player, open-world game. You play as a Finnish 9th-grade schoolboy, and your goal is to make it through the school year. How you do it is entirely up to you—you can be the teacher’s pet who gets top grades on every test, or the class clown who throws chairs and shows up drunk. However, teachers will give you Wilma notes, so you should be careful. In addition to school, the game includes weekends and a wide variety of activities. For example, you can tune your moped, drink, go to a summer cottage, sauna, or even throw rocks at a teacher’s window. The map is kilometers long, with seemingly endless roads. In the town center, you’ll find many shops and businesses. In the center, you can buy things like energy drinks, cigarettes (if you dare to try), new clothes, or moped parts for tuning. In the evenings, the town comes alive—people hang out in parking lots, music is playing, and there’s always something to do… or trouble to get into. You can also build your reputation around town. Word spreads quickly—if you’re known for messing around, teachers will be on high alert and the police will stop you more often. If you handle things wisely, you’ll gain trust and even benefits, such as better deals, higher-paying jobs, or information about hidden opportunities. The game features multiple endings. Will you graduate middle school with success and move on in life, or get stuck in the same town doing odd jobs? Or maybe you’ll choose your own path and break all the rules. Every playthrough can be completely different. Various side quests and events keep the world alive: secret forest parties, moped meets, fights outside bars, unexpected encounters with teachers during your free time… you never know what will happen next. You can also discover hidden locations on the map—abandoned buildings, secret routes, and mysterious areas that people whisper about. There is an endless amount of things to do, and different actions unlock new opportunities. The game features a wide variety of alcohol and tobacco products, as well as many NPCs you can interact with in different ways. The price includes the game and hundreds of hours quaranteed fun.
