眼忙嘴乱

Manage your face – harder than managing your life. About the Game Don't Lose Face! is an abstract chaotic sim that will leave you breathless with laughter. You sit at a restaurant table, and across from you sits a “dining partner” full of demands – light a romantic candle, ring the bell to call the waiter, and answer all kinds of weird text questions at the same time. But the real trouble is: your eyes and mouth keep sliding down uncontrollably! Every few seconds, you have to reach out and drag them back onto your face – yes, physically drag them. Otherwise, you’ll be eating blind or suffering in silence. Game Features Multi-tasking torture – Deal with three major tasks at once: candles, bells, and Q&A. Time management? More like “battle of the gods”~ Facial-sliding system – Your eyes and mouth slide down like melting ice cream. If you don’t put them back in time, your vision blurs and you can’t speak – you can’t even call the waiter. Hilarious physics feedback – Dropped glasses shatter on the floor; pulled tissues fly away. Every round is a different “train wreck” scene. Random events – “Is Grandpa still playing chess in the park?” “How’s your cat with high blood pressure?” Absurd questions… Can your facial features hold up? How many courses can you survive? Simple controls (mouse drag + click), but the difficulty ramps up fast. Great for single player or local misery competition – take turns with friends and see whose blood pressure gives out first.