green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies

Welcome to the swamp, the natural habitat of the wise green ogre who is ready to offer you exactly five life-changing pieces of advice for a price . Will you pay the green ogre toll to enter the swamp bole? Features Stunning graphics made entirely in Microsoft Paint. Heavenly OST featuring one entire track. Raunchy humor. Edgy advice. Knowledgeable green ogre. This game is not suitable for children. Not all of green ogre's advice should be taken seriously.