The Game: Rescuing a princess... old fashioned maybe, but that’s been Billy’s obsession ever since he was a kid, spending endless hours binge watching old Dinkey films. Years passed. Billy grew up. No job. No studies. No friends. Nothing but his craving for a princess-rescue adventure. Risky? Dangerous? Sure. But also… potentially lucrative. At the start, you must choose a princess (or prince) to rescue . If you can’t decide, just follow your heart. They might even grant you a small symbolic gift to begin your quest—along with a peculiar request: bring them some cursed object they long for. A tote bag, bubble tea, cigarettes, glue… mundane things, but cursed nonetheless. Each of these objects comes with a peculiar perk or curse you’ll have to endure throughout your journey. You begin in near-darkness, armed with little more than a basic weapon and sheer stubbornness. You are weak. Near-sighted. Totally dependent on gear : Runes (precious few, acumulables,). (+40) Adds one jump to your Weapon Lightning. Heals you "X" each second. Poison duration. +1s. Shows enemies healtbar. Increase "critical hit" chance +X%. Freeze enemy +1s when hit with Orbit Ball. & more! Weapons & Magic (manual and automatic, upgradeable up to seven levels .). (12) "Boss Hunter": Automatic. Finds closest boss and damage it. "Wall": Creates a temporal wall that proteccs you from enemies. "Poison Area" : Applies poison to enemies in area of explode. "Default Gun" : Simple. But powerfull when upgraded. "Shield": Proteccs you when active. & more! Cursed objects: "Ashtray": Halves your total max health. "Cigarretes": Reduce "X" health each 10 seconds. "Tote Bag": Increases store prices each time. "Wedding Dress": Reduces "X%" your speed. & more! Survive the endless waves. Face the bosses. Defeat the castle. Discover 3 misteries. Rescue your chosen royal and deliver the cursed trinkets. Then unlock one of twelve or more endings —each low-budget, unconfirmed, and guaranteed to disappoint. *All of it wrapped in dozens of collectible curated classical music tracks , with enough baroque bangers that slap harder than Billy’s father’s emotional distance. About: Hello. You still here? I've made this game alone, at night, hearing people getting asaulted on the street because I live in a shitty neighbourhood. It's my first game, so if you buy it and then you return it.. that would not be ok.
