Jeans on Toast, an unhinged choose your own adventure game in the style of classic 80s text-based games where you become inflicted with a terrible curse. A curse that turns every beans on toast you make into a much less edible Jeans on Toast! Forge your own path through a strange and dangerous world to learn the secrets of the Jean Curse and to find the cure you're so desperately wanting for... if there even is a cure... Features: Three main areas, each with dozens of utterly ludicrous scenarios. You'll never know what's coming next! Several unique endings. A true ending should you find all of the aforementioned endings. A cast of wacky characters, including but not limited to: A talking corgi who is wise beyond their years, a mysterious dwarven miner and a mushroom that steals your socks. Death waiting around every corner. A Tradeshop where you can buy items and get verbally abused. A full soundtrack of Jean Type Beats, all made by one person with questionable priorities. The most simplistic pixel art you could possibly put into a game. A battle system... maybe... Cats.