It's your chance to destroy the world. All you need is to find two sausages and a magic gem. However, Teddy, a criminal known for the annihilation of over a million people, also wants them. Are you brave enough to defeat him and completely destroy the entire world? Key Features: Turn-based combat reminiscent of retro jRPGs Fight Biscuits , Glasses of water , Bananas and many more nasty enemies while thinking about the meaning of life (or anything else you want) Random encounters that are easy to avoid - just hold down SHIFT if you don't feel like fighting Sticker system that allows you to customize your characters Optional bosses that only the best players will be able to defeat Crazy abilities such as Deadline , Floppy disk chaos and the legendary Curse of Jxkfdvc Auto-save - forget about save points A convenient quick-heal menu accessible by pressing Q Modifiable EXP and BTC multipliers for players who aren't fond of grinding 100% free!
