LITTLE OLD ONE AND THE WITCH The world sucks. Good, evil who even decides? The loudest voices, maybe. So here’s you a fragile orphan with a weird cat, trying to figure out what’s right when nothing feels right. Every choice matters! …Okay, maybe not every choice. We don’t have that much budget yet. 😅 YOU PLAY AS AN ORPHAN No parents, no friends only a little cat that stayed by your side. You never talked much, always reading alone, so the villagers thought you were strange. Then winter came, and the world took your cat away. No one helped. They never do. Out of loneliness, But you… you started to pray. You asked God to bring your cat back. and somehow, a falling star answered. Your cat came back... different, yet with the same eyes you loved. But someone saw it happen. Now, the villagers call you a witch. MEET KITTY KITTY FROM BEYOND THE REALMS Each one has its own strange little gift and somehow, they’re willing to share it with you. That’s how you start to feel… a little more like a witch, isn’t it? A BIT OF THIS SPELL, A DASH OF THAT ONE. QUITE THE RECIPE, ISN’T IT? Try crafting your own little set of magic! Mix the power of that cat with this one… who knows what’ll happen? Maybe it’ll be so good the dev team will have to patch it again… or maybe it’ll just break everything. Who knows? DO YOU LIKE METAPHORS? I do. I really do. Because Some things in this world are just hard to talk about Say them out loud, and someone might light a torch for you. 👻 Everyone believes they’re on the right side, so here you’ll face questions that don’t have easy answers. Don’t worry, there’s no right or wrong here, and definitely no push-up penalty for choosing thing. They’re just questions… and no one really knows the answers anyway. WANDER THROUGH OTHERWORLDS It’s not just this world that’s rotten. The others are just as bad, each one convinced it’s right, Each one swears it’s right, laughing at the others for being lost. But maybe they’re all the same. So let’s go see for ourselves, shall we? In those Further lands, I wonder what kind of lovely, miserable things are waiting for us this time… sigh. STRANGE FRIENDS IN A CRUEL WORLD In this weary, sorrowful life, I still stumble upon strange beings. some from places no one remembers, some from distant lands, or maybe from someone’s half-forgotten dream. They seem kind sometimes. Or maybe I just want to believe they are. RELICS WITH HIDDEN STORIES In the world of Loo Witch, strange relics really do exist. I’m not sure if “holy” is the right word… but they’re definitely special. Not like those stories where people drink “miracle water” from the ground only to find out it came from a toilet. Some relics have secret conditions you’ll need to figure out on your own. (Or maybe. if we’re lucky enough to have some player base, someone might make a guide on YouTube.) Try collecting a bunch of them. They might make your life easier… I think.
