NO LOVE:2009

How fast can you even reply to your crush’s texts? Don’t forget, you’re on the cheapest SMS plan ever, and you’re never gonna be texting at the right time anyway. In this city, people are always talking about other people, day and night. That’s just NORMAL. Some gossip might actually come in handy, and some of it might seriously blow your mind. On a terrace? At the internet c@fé? At the amusement park? At the train station? In the park? Down some side street? The city’s yours! You’ve only got a bike. It’s not hard to ride as long as the tires don’t go flat.