This is a pre-alpha demo; our boatatos are still learning. Controls and navigation will improve over time. You will encounter bugs, just as surely as you will encounter enemies. Or not, who knows. That’s pre-alpha life. Found a bug? Please report to Potato HQ on our Discord and help shape future updates and fiercer battles. RUM, GOLD AND POTATO SKINS Not your first time steering a boat ato, swabbie? Trust this old sea dog: sailing is not for amateurs, and your floating wreck won’t make things any easier. Prepare the cannons, raise the flag, we’ll mash’em down by dawn! Arrr! PIER PRESSURE: CHOOSE WELL OR ELSE YOU’RE COOKED! Pirate Chips is a chaotic multiplayer game where you and your spudmates construct a boat ato and fight other pirates in legendary battles. Couch co-op, online co-op, or alone against the world: you choose how you sink your enemies. Only the fiercest potato pirates will be strong enough to conquer the oceans. BORN TO SAIL, DOOMED TO BOIL Collect broken parts from ancient vessels to build your own makeshift boat ato. Make sure not to forget the cannons and ammunition. You can also board your foes’ ship, tear it apart, and fight their crew at paddle’s length. Mash your enemies before they mash you. AYE FOR AN AYE, FRY FOR A FRY So sailor, ready for a good dose of chaos and screams, ridiculous fun, and absurd adventure? Put on your hat, toughen your potato skin, and come aboard your boat ato; freedom awaits you and your friends. All hands on deck, hoist the black flag! Pota foes incoming! And remember: dead yams tell no tales, but loaded potatoes tell legends.