It's the 90s , and life is a party—until it isn't. When tragedy strikes and his wife dies in childbirth with sextuplets , Ron retreats to her massive, deserted family estate in rural Pennsylvania, seeking peace and quiet. He finds a nightmare instead. Unbeknownst to Ron, his late wife's estranged family belong to a twisted cult fixated on an ancient, unspeakable prophecy involving his newborn children . When the family kidnaps the babies, Ron must gear up, delve into bizarre dimensions , and punch his way through a menagerie of crass monsters to get his kids back. His only allies? Uncle Carl , a dorky, telepathic refugee of the cult, and Gooch , a dimwitted, poop-slinging mutant tagging along for the ride. It’s an ultra-violent, darkly hilarious 3D isometric beat 'em up where suburban chaos meets cosmic horror. KEY FEATURES Brutal Beatdowns: Engage in visceral melee combat. Pick up various items found lying around to use as improvised weapons, from classic baseball bats and axes to electric guitars, strap-ons , and even the butler. A Twisted Arsenal: When getting close isn't an option, utilize an array of projectile weapons that only a deranged mind could conjure, including pistols, shotguns, HIV blood-filled syringes , poop, pee, projectile vomit, and many other bodily fluids. Explore Interconnected Nightmares: Navigate a sprawling, non-linear environment spanning the estate and other chilling areas. This Metroidvania-style map is filled with hidden paths, power-ups, and secrets to uncover. Unlock Devastating Special Attacks: Ron can unlock powerful special moves inspired by his raunchy personality, including Cocaine Rage , Diarrhea Farts , and the Inst-a-gasm Gun . Darkly Comedic Chaos: Experience a story that blends intense action with a twisted sense of humor , featuring a cast of bizarre characters, including the blunt-puffing Grim Reaper. Ron is waiting. The dark dimensions are calling. Get your kids back. Many of the assets, animations, and mechanics seen in the previews are placeholders/unpolished.
