Carve a path through your enemies. Leave none alive. You are an avocado. You are also a samurai. How is this possible? Don't question it....just go with it. Your wife and children were lost to an avocado toast MASSACRE. You must TRAIN and achieve Samurai mastery if you are to defeat the evil chef that guacamurdered your only loves. Melee or Ranged. Choose. Ok well actually, you don't need to choose. Be careful though! You throw your boomerang sword as your ranged attack, but you need BOTH swords in order to block. Pick your timing with care. Blood. So much blood. No enemies have any right to be this cute. For that they must bleed. Game Features. And Other Stuff...Yea. Click your mouse till your hand is on fire! Uber-satisfying, splittery, splattery, goopy, shlorpy enemy deaths. Procedural levels for a different playthrough, everytime. Epic boss battle Seriously, he's an avocado in a samurai hat. What more could you ask for?
