SHITTY GAME Developer's Letter “Why did I make this? ” I ask myself that almost every day. Shitty Game was born from a weird place: frustration, exhaustion… and an inexplicable love for games. I wanted to make something amazing. Seriously. I had plans, ambitious ideas, even notes with fancy words like immersion , innovation , disruptive experience . But then reality hit. No time. Bugs everywhere. Missing assets. Criticism. Burnout. Cold coffee. And in the middle of all that chaos, one asset remained. An animated poop. I could’ve given up. Thrown it all away. But I looked at it and thought: “What if I keep going? What if I embrace the crap? ” And that’s when Shitty Game stopped being just a bad game — and became a manifesto. A satire, a rant, a love letter to everyone who’s ever tried to create something and failed spectacularly. Here, you play as an intergalactic janitor trying to clean up the remains of a failed project. The name? It’s not just a joke. It’s true. It’s honest. And in a weird way, it’s also a compliment. Because sometimes, at rock bottom — in the middle of a filthy bathroom, broken art, and messed-up code — you find a spark. And if you’ve made it this far, maybe you found it too. Thanks for playing this crap. Seriously. — Gbaroli Why you need this game: Shoot mutant turds straight into the toilet portal Clean fast or restart in shame — it’s you versus the filth Dodge or destroy a sentient bacterial blob hunting you down Endure a sarcastic dev who comments on your every failure Master absurd weapons and physics-driven poop combat What makes it stand out: FPS chaos powered by turds, toilets, and twisted humor Disgusting arenas full of destructible props and gross surprises Meta-narration by a bitter developer who’s lost all hope Fast-paced time-attack mode with global leaderboards A filthy fusion of DOOM, Goat Simulator, and toilet trauma “You might not buy it. I’ll understand. But every time you visit the bathroom... you’ll think of SHITTY GAME .”
