POLITICS IS A BLOODSPORT That's My President! is a strategy party game about lying to your friends, conquering the map, and running the country into the ground. MULTIPLAYER: RUIN YOUR FRIENDSHIPS Gather up to 4 players online and fight for the Oval Office in a cutthroat strategy showdown. THE ROSTER: Washington, Clinton, Bush, Obama, Trump, Biden. Each candidate comes equipped with a unique special ability designed to break the rules and crush your opponents. CARDS ARE AMMO: No deck-building nonsense here. You have a hand of dirty tricks. Play a "Banish" card to teleport an opponent to Alaska or a "Vote Steal" to steal their hard-earned votes. BACKSTAB EVERYONE: Form alliances, promise safety, and then betray them the moment they turn their back. SINGLE PLAYER CAMPAIGN: SAVE THIS SH*THOLE Wake up, Mr. President. We have a world to burn. It’s 2040. The country is bankrupt, the borders are on fire, and you just woke up from the dead. FULLY VOICED CHAOS: The insanity is fully voiced. From screaming advisors to weeping vampires, hear every bad decision in high fidelity. A WORLD GONE MAD: Help an Australian rebel liberate New Zealand, or assist an Englishman LARPing as Genghis Khan in conquering the steppes. UNDEAD DATING PROBLEMS: You have a country to run, but a vampire keeps bugging you about his failing love life. You'll have to deal with that, too. YOUR CHOICES MATTER: Every decision you make ripples through the narrative, ensuring no two runs are ever the same. 13 MAIN ENDINGS: Will you forge a Utopia, a Supreme Empire, or a radioactive parking lot? Discover 13 distinct main endings all chronicled in detailed ending slides that judge exactly how you changed the world. KEY FEATURES 4-Player Political Warfare: Humiliate your friends. Steal their votes, lie about them, and banish them in real-time online battles. A Campaign of Absurdity: A fully voiced narrative adventure with 13 distinct endings . Navigate a world where you must juggle nuclear diplomacy, a vampire's love life, and the collapse of society. Western Duels: Losing the election? Shoot your opponent. Challenge the leading player to a classic High Noon standoff to steal their momentum and cripple their campaign. Brainrot Corner: Turn-based strategy is boring when you're waiting for your slow friends. We fixed that with an auto-scrolling meme machine to keep your dopamine receptors fried while you wait. Satire With Teeth: Dark humor that punches everyone. No political cow is sacred, and no one is safe from the joke.
