The Wasted Knight

*Controller required* The knight has wasted his life in many ways, most noticeably he wastes his days drinking, leading to forgetful actions and wasted opportunities. Take control of his life and feel the struggle of a knight so wasted he constantly forgets his own control scheme. The world turns to him now that his King and fellow crusaders have been corrupted by evil miasma, the knight's life is hard enough so it didn't seem to affect him in any way! Best go knock some sense into his mates. Procedurally generated control schemes An ever changing set of controls that changes depending on how drunk the knight is! The more he has drank the quicker he seems to forget his own actions. Random layouts Enemy castles spawn procedurally making every room a new death trap. Boss fights Defeat the other quirky crusaders who have all succumbed to their own sins. Humour! Though we admit it is rather crass.