Thou Shalt Be Rich

Once an elite prophet, all you have left is a pile of debt and a single crystal ball. Your only hope is to hit the stock market jackpot using the power of prophecy! Interpret the Crystal Ball and Buy Stocks You must interpret cryptic prophecies that make absolutely no sense to find hints about which stocks will skyrocket. Pray your prediction is correct and bet your life savings with trembling hands! Enjoy Absurd Events and Stock Fluctuations! In this world of fortune tellers, ridiculous events cause stock prices to fluctuate wildly every day. Watch retail investors suffer from crashes while you enjoy the thrill of the surge! Key Features Hundreds of vague prophecies and hilarious news items Purchase various additional divination tools to aid your predictions Bills and dunning letters that constantly pressure you The delightful experience of acquiring the company that fired you If you go broke, take a brief meditation underwater and start over from scratch!