A corporate spreadsheet idle game where you climb the ladder from Intern to C-Suite by generating KPIs, automating busywork, and satisfying a Board that demands exponential results. Totally NOT a Game.
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Your productivity is now being tracked! Totally NOT a Game is a corporate incremental / idle experience disguised as a spreadsheet. Start as an Intern performing simple office tasks and work your way up to the C-Suite by generating KPIs, unlocking automation, and surviving executive expectations. 📈 Turn Busywork Into Exponential Growth Send emails Make copies Run coffee Coordinate projects Lead departments Every task generates KPIs. Every KPI fuels your rise. Watch your output scale from 10K to 100K to 11M as systems compound and automation takes over. 🧠 Manual → Automation → Optimization New tasks begin manually. You perform them yourself. As you gain: Competency → tasks become more efficient Delegation → tasks run automatically Department Buffs → global multipliers stack The spreadsheet grows. The numbers accelerate. The Board notices. 🏢 Climb the Corporate Ladder Progress through roles including: Intern Junior Employee Specialist Team Lead Manager Director Executive C-Suite Each promotion unlocks new responsibilities, new mechanics, and new ways to scale productivity. 💬 Corporate Communications Receive updates from: HR IT Finance Operations The Board Your performance is monitored. Expect feedback. 📊 A Spreadsheet That Fights Back The entire game lives inside a dynamic spreadsheet interface. Every multiplier is visible Every calculation is shown Every KPI is accounted for If the numbers go up, you’ll see exactly why. 🔥 Features Incremental / idle gameplay with manual interaction layers Transparent calculation system Role progression with escalating complexity Department-based global upgrades Corporate satire tone Clean spreadsheet UI aesthetic Exponential scaling systems Remember This is a professional productivity simulation. It is Totally NOT a Game.
Минимальные требования
Minimum: OS: Windows 10 version 22H2 (64-bit) or Windows 11 Processor: x64 or Arm64 processor (1 GHz or faster) Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: Integrated graphics; any display adapter that supports a modern web browser Storage: 500 MB available space Sound Card: Not required VR Support: Not supported Additional Notes: Requires .NET 10 Desktop Runtime and Core Runtime (or .NET 10 SDK)
Рекомендуемые требования
Recommended: OS: Windows 11 (64-bit) Processor: x64 processor, 2 GHz or faster Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: Integrated or dedicated graphics; any display adapter that supports a modern web browser Storage: 1 GB available space Sound Card: Not required VR Support: Not supported Additional Notes: Same as minimum: .NET 10 runtimes, Steam client, and a modern web browser.