War Of Blobs Massive multiplayer slasher combat, reduced to circles and sticks. Directional swings, real parries, two hits to die...and 60+ other blobs in the lobby trying to kill you first. Everything that doesn't sharpen the fight has been cut. Surprisingly deep for a game about circles Win the read, win the fight. Lose it and you'll spend the next few seconds wondering whether you should have parried, stepped back, or just thrown your sword like a coward. Two blobs, a patch of ground, and one of them walks away. Scale that up to sixty and call it War Of Blobs Features Massive multiplayer lobbies with up to 64 blobs per server Over 16 different weapons, each with their own moveset, timing, and reach Directional swings, stabs, and throws aimed wherever you point Bows and ranged weapons that reward positioning Health-based combat where fast and heavy weapons are both viable Server-authoritative netcode with client prediction and reconciliation 1v1 duel mode for when sixty other blobs feels like too many No XP, no skill tree, no unlocks, the only thing that levels up is you Minimalist visuals that load in seconds and run on anything 4 different game modes
