The Royal Pin is stolen. The world is doomed. At least the world of the pay-to-win game that Stacy is weirdly hooked on, and you’re kinda into her, so it’s your problem too. There’s only one way forward. Master the burger kitchen. Make generational wealth (or at least a tenner). Throw it at the game to beat the Dungeon. Rinse. Repeat. Features: Make world-class burgers for people who think “keep it very red” or “ten slices of bacon but healthy” is a legitimate request for the kitchen. Dump your in-game wages into the in-game in-game shop to unlock heroes, upgrades, and deeply cursed power spikes. Build devastating turn-based party synergies by generating Charges and unleashing Ultimates to steamroll your opponents. Survive a shifting Dungeon packed with zombie plagues, vampiric monsters, airborne horrors, and whatever the in-game balance team accidentally shipped this week. Unlock Talents, artifacts, and other dopamine delivery systems carefully engineered to exploit your lack of impulse control. Grind. Simp. Donate. Time and money are a social construct anyways. See you in the Dungeon, pin-seeker.
